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Every now and then, when we’re having sex, my boyfriend will moan his own name and talk dirty to himself.

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—	Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue 126 (via collegehumor)

collegehumor:

Odd Message On Christmas Lights

A happy holidays message just wouldn’t do.

huh?

collegehumor:

Christmas Is Ruined - [click through for more]

A photogallery tribute to our favorite holiday-cheer-destroying pictures.

OMG NOOO HAHAHH

paulscheer:

My Favorite TMZ Headline Ever!

LOL hahah ew

ohhh my fuck. EW. "STFU, Parents: Woe Is Mom" »

stfuparents:

Woe Is Mom: Selfish People Edition

OK, so let me get this straight: If I’m shopping at Walmart, a retail destination that should be renamed Hell On Earth-Mart, and I take a break from my Christmas shopping to use the facilities there, where I basically assume that everything I’m…

collegehumor:

Magneto Bunny

You don’t want to be able to hear his thoughts. They’re very dark.

collegehumor:

Cookie Takes Luxurious Hot Chocolate Bath

He got sad after realizing his legs turned to mush.

TEEHEE